Jeff Albertson, who is only called “Comic Book Guy” in Springfield, not only sells comics, he lives them too. He is a regular at every comic book convention. The line between reality and comic seems to blur with him again and again.
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As I can see, you are not used to sarcastic remarks, so I prefer to close the cash register again.
Homer Simpson with Tie and Jacket